My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
its liver damage thursday
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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