We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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