Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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