4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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