38 yer olds are good kisserssss
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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