We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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