I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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