You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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