everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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