Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Randomize