"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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