yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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