I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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