What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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