protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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