i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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