3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
