Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It's blow job season.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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