I swear she didn't look like that last week.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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