I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I have post one night stand depression
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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