Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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