apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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