I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
it was like eating out sand paper
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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