I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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