they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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