How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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