If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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