Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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