We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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