# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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