Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My breasts were aching with rage.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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