I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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