I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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