Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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