do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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