they need to just BURY HIM!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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