Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I had to cum in my sink.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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