You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
They should really pass out barf bags in church
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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