I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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