He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I FOUND THE LEGS
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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