I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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