how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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