so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My feet surprised me
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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