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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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