Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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