Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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