can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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