Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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