brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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