I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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