Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I love you. Go after that dick
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
