the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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