your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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