I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Your penis caused this!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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