CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
