I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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