Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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