i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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