that's an acceptable place to lick
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Pooping to opera.
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