White coat. Heels.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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